Tony Soprano said it best about Wednesday, Sept. 10th @ 3:3o EDT: "Everything just goes black."
In honor of the firing up of the Large Hadron Collider tomorrow, the Penguin Hall Monitor is publishing a little ditty:
"Stephen Hawking took a whack
At finding where Higgs Boson's at-
And when his hundred bucks were won,
CERN swallowed Earth and everyone."
Most likely it will just rip open time and space and unleash a flurry of alien head crabs to terrorize humanity. Grab your crowbars now.
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