It's all the cat's fault

The weather has been particularly wet for the last week and the editors at the Penguin Hall Monitor have been forced to work under conditions of extreme duress; i.e. all the animals residing at the Hall are left milling about, stepping on keyboards and presenting themselves in a manner so unabashedly winsome that all work ceases until they finish their act - at which point it’s usually the cocktail hour and another day’s work is shot. The Monitor would like to apologize for its laxity in this matter and promises to do better in the future.